The Emirate of Absolute communism353 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.424 billion Absolute communism353ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism353ian economy, worth 737 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,742 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism353's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism353 is ranked 116,433^rd in the world and 4,427^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 4.42 billion capita.